Name: Captain Poon
Position: Guitar

Hair: Black (custom made)
Eyes: Blue/Green
Build: Strong and healthy

Saturday night record:
Status Quo “Hello”
Sunday morning record:
Tom Petty’s “Greatest hits”
Embarrassing record:
Brides of destruction “Here come the brides”

Great food at 4 AM: All kinds of junkfood
Great view: Big cleavage
Great ass: Ashlyn Gere (80’s porn icon)
Great word: Loaded

You didn't know that: I bought my first Kiss record at the age of five, saw my first german scheisse movie at eleven, and played my first boogie riff at the age of twelve.